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Saturday, October 16, 2010

"Move your hips! Move your hip!"...No.

Yesterday was hilarious.


My mom and sister were doing a workout called Zumba. A dance workout. And they can't dance. They had to move their hips, arms and legs at the same time...


Who knew it could be so funny to watch your mom do unusual movements with her body?


I didn't.


So I decided to do it with them today...


It's horrible. I burst out laughing at my own stiff movements and then I got frustrated and left. Psh. 


I don't have to do that. Like. Really.


Anyway. Laterz.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Nothing big, nothing special.

By Lara Evans


I would only like a nice life
A milk-and-one-sugar-please life
Just a fish fingers-and-All Gold life
Nothing big, nothing special


I would only like a quiet life
A white-sand-seaside-holiday life
A Sunday-out-with-Daddy life
A Labrador-called-Molly life


I would only like a safe life
A steady-fondly-married life
A knitting-pattern-warm-milk life
A picket-fence-and-hatchback life


I wouldn't like a magnificent life
A trips-to-faraway-places life
A foolish-falling-head-over-heals life
A suitcase-and-paperback-poetry life


I wouldn't like a significant life
A Nobel-Prize-winning life
A Piano-Concerto-No.21 life
A Theory-of-Relativity life


A would only like a small life
A tidy-shoebox life
A bed-before-nine-thirty life
An insignificant, happy life


Nothing big, nothing special. 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

"Happiness hit her like a bullet in the head, struck from a great height by someone who should know better than that."
"I want to change the world... instead I sleep. I want to believe in more than you and me."

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Coming back from the dead.

 "Lee, I'm alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I'll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker."Oh man, I love me some Rush Hour.  



I'm back! Guess who just found out who was in Cape Town this holiday? Are you guessing? Hmm, I'll just tell you... JUSTIN BIEBER! Whataguy.


Schools starting tomorrow, eww, and I'm going to gym (yeah! air punch). 


I don't have much to say. Disappointing. Maybe tomorrow I'll have news for you since school is my sad life. Psh. 


YN.